snuffboxisdead:

psychotropicpolitics:

I was at one of my endless meetings and someone was all, “omg guns are so scary why are people allowed to have them?” and I was all “GUNS ARE AWESOME YOU WILL DIE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE WITHOUT ONE ALSO I AM GOING TO YELL ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION IF WE ALL DON’T THINK BEFORE WE SPEAK”

that awkward moment when people are talking hypothetical collapse and it’s all about motherfucking gardens and abstract ideas and you bring up guns and people get quiet

otherwise how am i going to eat neighborhood dogs

i’m “that” girl